#!/bin/sh
# howdyd.sh
# a howdy daemon
# wcm, 2004.01.05 - 2004.01.06
# ===
echo "*** A visitor from ${TCPREMOTEIP}!" >&2
echo "Hi there!  Welcome to `hostname`!"
echo "The time here: `date`"
echo "Our uptime is: `uptime`"
echo
echo "The howdyd environment:"
printenv | sort
echo
echo "The howdyd user:"
who -Hm
echo
echo "Our users:"
w -h
echo
/usr/games/fortune
echo "Bye!"
echo "*** The visitor from ${TCPREMOTEIP} departs!" >&2
exit 0
### that's all, folks!